You work out of a Hotel?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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