I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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