think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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