South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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