ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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