i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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