Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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