I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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