Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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