32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Less talking, more tequila
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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