he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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