Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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