well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
im about as happy as oj after his trial
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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