You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
