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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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