My room smells like vodka and shame
i permit you to call me
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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