Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize