It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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