Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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