Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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