he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
