Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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