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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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