You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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