so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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