This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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