just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
