When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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