I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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