it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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