I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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