You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
