The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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