I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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