he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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