I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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