everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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