I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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