The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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