puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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