Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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