this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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