Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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