Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Boobs speak an international language.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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