Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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