Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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