David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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