I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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