He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
