But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
