If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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