And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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