Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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